Things Andrew Hussie Bought With My Credit Card

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27/06/2012    USD6.00@1.052368HIGH HORSE AMHERST MA    $6.31 Hussie has enjoyed $6.00 worth of food and drink at the High Horse Pub/Sports Bar, whose Facebook page I took that photo from.  Perhaps he sat at one of those quasi-bar picnic tables, called the wait staff over, and said “I’ll have a $5 bucket of fries, and my friend, I will pay you $1 above your wages if it meets my satisfaction”??  It is impossible to say.  I found a menu online but it doesn’t have any prices on it.  What kind of place is so fancy there’s no prices, but so cheap you can have a meal for $6?  The mystery deepens. Yelp contains generally favourable reviews for this establishment and suggests the burgers are “small but OK”.  I found this placeholder website, not even launched yet, where they claim their mission statement is COMING SOON.  It seems they’ve already succeeded in one mission: putting food in Andrew Hussie’s belly via his hands and mouth. Overall I am happy to keep Andrew fed and watered and I rate this purchase an acceptable 3/5 

27/06/2012    USD6.00@1.052368HIGH HORSE AMHERST MA    $6.31

Hussie has enjoyed $6.00 worth of food and drink at the High Horse Pub/Sports Bar, whose Facebook page I took that photo from.  Perhaps he sat at one of those quasi-bar picnic tables, called the wait staff over, and said “I’ll have a $5 bucket of fries, and my friend, I will pay you $1 above your wages if it meets my satisfaction”??  It is impossible to say.  I found a menu online but it doesn’t have any prices on it.  What kind of place is so fancy there’s no prices, but so cheap you can have a meal for $6?  The mystery deepens.

Yelp contains generally favourable reviews for this establishment and suggests the burgers are “small but OK”.  I found this placeholder website, not even launched yet, where they claim their mission statement is COMING SOON.  It seems they’ve already succeeded in one mission: putting food in Andrew Hussie’s belly via his hands and mouth.

Overall I am happy to keep Andrew fed and watered and I rate this purchase an acceptable 3/5 

Posted 10 months ago

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food, high horse, 3 out of 5,