27/06/2012 USD6.firstname.lastname@example.orgHIGH HORSE AMHERST MA $6.31
Hussie has enjoyed $6.00 worth of food and drink at the High Horse Pub/Sports Bar, whose Facebook page I took that photo from. Perhaps he sat at one of those quasi-bar picnic tables, called the wait staff over, and said “I’ll have a $5 bucket of fries, and my friend, I will pay you $1 above your wages if it meets my satisfaction”?? It is impossible to say. I found a menu online but it doesn’t have any prices on it. What kind of place is so fancy there’s no prices, but so cheap you can have a meal for $6? The mystery deepens.
Yelp contains generally favourable reviews for this establishment and suggests the burgers are “small but OK”. I found this placeholder website, not even launched yet, where they claim their mission statement is COMING SOON. It seems they’ve already succeeded in one mission: putting food in Andrew Hussie’s belly via his hands and mouth.
Overall I am happy to keep Andrew fed and watered and I rate this purchase an acceptable 3/5