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30/06/2012    02/07/2012    USD22.29@1.045603LOWES #01916* $23.31 On the same day of this purchase I received this mysterious picture text message from Andrew, shown above, which means we can nail down what was purchased here: garbage cans! Let’s do the big garbage can first!  At first I thought “oh this trash can is all business, 100% industrial-strength boring” but then I typed “Trashpan” into Google.  Guys.  Guys. Trashpan may be the smartest trash container ever made. When they say;” A picture is worth a thousand words!” the makers of Trashpan mean it! … Continually frustrated with using products unintended for this purpose turned on the light bulb of ingenuity and Trashpan was born. Thirteen years of Research & Development and with many curves and bumps in the road, Trashpan is now a consumer product available to all of you that haven’t had the pleasure of easing and reducing your workload, professionally or at home. … Trashpan may soon become the standard by which all other containers will be judged.  Anyway yeah it’s a garbage can that you put on its side and then there’s an edge that you can attach to sweep right into it.  Perhaps it was this next viral sensation YouTube video that sold Andrew on this revolution in trash can design?  Perhaps it was knowing I would finance it that led him to “throw out” his old compromises and upgrade his lifestyle… to Trashpan Class?? Compared to this, the Disney’s Cars 2 branded trash can is pretty weak.  It doesn’t even say “Cars”, it says “Drifting”.  And those stupid cars don’t even use their headlights for eyes so if you think their headlights are eyes they look like two-headed monsters WHO DESIGNED THESE CHARACTERS This purchase was going to be a pedestrian 1.5/5 but after experiencing the revolution in garbage can design that is The Trashpan.Net I look on all my garbage cans with disdain.  This purchase is 4/5.   HAHAHAH trashPAn - YouTube’s Wofadot, 2 years ago, in response to the Trashpan video ANDREW’S CARD UPDATE: it has still not arrived at my house but I have high hopes for today!

30/06/2012    02/07/2012    USD22.29@1.045603LOWES #01916* $23.31

On the same day of this purchase I received this mysterious picture text message from Andrew, shown above, which means we can nail down what was purchased here: garbage cans!

Let’s do the big garbage can first!  At first I thought “oh this trash can is all business, 100% industrial-strength boring” but then I typed “Trashpan” into Google.  Guys.  Guys.

Trashpan may be the smartest trash container ever made. When they say;” A picture is worth a thousand words!” the makers of Trashpan mean it!

…

Continually frustrated with using products unintended for this purpose turned on the light bulb of ingenuity and Trashpan was born. Thirteen years of Research & Development and with many curves and bumps in the road, Trashpan is now a consumer product available to all of you that haven’t had the pleasure of easing and reducing your workload, professionally or at home.

…

Trashpan may soon become the standard by which all other containers will be judged. 

Anyway yeah it’s a garbage can that you put on its side and then there’s an edge that you can attach to sweep right into it.  Perhaps it was this next viral sensation YouTube video that sold Andrew on this revolution in trash can design?  Perhaps it was knowing I would finance it that led him to “throw out” his old compromises and upgrade his lifestyle… to Trashpan Class??

Compared to this, the Disney’s Cars 2 branded trash can is pretty weak.  It doesn’t even say “Cars”, it says “Drifting”.  And those stupid cars don’t even use their headlights for eyes so if you think their headlights are eyes they look like two-headed monsters WHO DESIGNED THESE CHARACTERS

This purchase was going to be a pedestrian 1.5/5 but after experiencing the revolution in garbage can design that is The Trashpan.Net I look on all my garbage cans with disdain.  This purchase is 4/5.  

HAHAHAH trashPAn

- YouTube’s Wofadot, 2 years ago, in response to the Trashpan video

ANDREW’S CARD UPDATE: it has still not arrived at my house but I have high hopes for today!

Posted 11 months ago

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4 out of 5, disney's cars 2, garbage cans, trashpan,